Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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A: To keep the flies off the chicken
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion?
A crime stopper!
A guy goes into an antique shop.
He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat.
He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him.
He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is.
The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it.
The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat.
So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop.
After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around.
There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder.
He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run.
Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him.
He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river.
All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown.
The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop.
As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you?
The customer says no I didn't.
Have you got a brass Nigger?
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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