Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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Afro turf.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
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A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer?
It's not there.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale?
A: Your shit back.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
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