Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."