Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go? The Hood.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses? Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.
Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant? A: Her nigga runs away.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.