Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree? A: A rice bush.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common? They're both yellow and cant drive.
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies." He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile." The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile." The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy. Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled... "SUPPLIES!"
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.