Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.