Joke #1142

Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
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What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
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Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books? A: Borders
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
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