Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
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Adam.
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1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "F**k you!"
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
Where are you going for vacation this year?
I checked my budget and decided that I didn't get tired.
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground?
The rest of your life...
An elderly couple are in church.
The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart.
What should I do?"
The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"
How do you know which one is your boss from a crowd of 500 people?
You say: “My boss is a stupidest asshole!”