Joke #13419

Knock, knock! Who's there? Opportunity! That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!

Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."

Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

The church is struck by lightning. The insurance company refuses to pay out for damages incurred, as there is a specific disclaimer clause for "An act of God", which, amongst others, lightning is classified as. The priest goes to every household and asks for a donation to rebuild the church. One Christian farmer protested, "I'm sorry, Pastor, but I can't give money to Somebody who set His own house alight!"

The doctor stood by the bedside of a very sick patient and said, “I cannot hide the fact that your are very ill, my man. Is there any one you would like to see?”. “Yes,” replied the patient faintly, “Another doctor”.

Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.