Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn't come knocking twice!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone?
He desperately wanted a scoop.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock, Knock
Who is there?
A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet.
What do you want?
Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.
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Mom can i buy some heels?
No.
Mom can i buy a bra?
No.
Mom can i buy a dress?
No.
Mom can i buy a barbie doll?
No. You never let me buy anything!
Shut up, Justin.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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