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What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
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Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
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Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
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Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: - Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: - Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. - But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: - I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. - But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. - Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
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One of Hitler's assistants says to him one day, "Sir, we're mining too many useless ores." Hitler replies, "Well, mine less." A grammar nazi then bursts through the door and shouts, "Mine FEWER!" Hitler looks up and asks, "Yes?"
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