What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Q: What did Hitler get his granddaughter for her 5th birthday? A: An easy bake oven.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.