What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
Knock knock? Who's there? Hitler! Hitler who? You Know, the man who kills jews.
Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.