What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? Ended a race.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
Q: Why are Germans bad cooks? A: The only good one killed himself.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite drink? A: Concentrated jews.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself? A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
Q: Why did Hitler kill himself? A: He saw his gas bill.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!