Joke #8549

I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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You know what I was thinking about right now? What it would be like to have six fingers....high fives would be different.
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Jesus walks into a hotel, rings the bell, and waits for the receptionist to come out. He looks her dead in the eye, slams three nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for the night?"
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Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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How many French men does it take to defend the city of Paris? Don't know...its never been done.
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By tradition, fathers wear a red flower on Father's Day, if their father is alive and a white flower if he's dead. And if they have a nagging wife and a house full of screaming kids, they wear a pink flower - which means they are living but wish they were dead.
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Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?" The girl says, "A bus." The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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One spelling mistake can destroy your life! A husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forgot to add 'e' at the end of a word: "I am having such a wonderful time! Wish you were her..!"
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Doctor: "And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?" Patient: "Very well, I've been divorced for half a year now."
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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