Joke #3677

What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know." So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved. Then dissapered over it. The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?" His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
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Patient: Doc I keep on forgetting things. Doctor: Since when did you have these problems? Patient: What problems?
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Q: What do Captain Kirk and toilet paper have in common? A: They both wipe out klingons.
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Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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What has a head, a tail, and no body? A coin!
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Kid to a pregnant girl at bus stop: "What are you expecting?" The girl says, "A bus." The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer!"
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They've broken in my house so many times, they leave notes complaining about things: "The salt was low." "Pick up bread. We be back." Grease all over my stove they cooked and left the best chicken and dressing you ever want to lay your lips on.
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Guy gets pulled over in his car by a pair of dudes in balaclavas, pointing guns in his face. Terrorist (menacing voice): "Are you a Catholic or a Protestant?" Driver, panicking, doesn't know which answer will save his life, has a bright idea. Driver: "Neither, actually. In fact I'm Jewish." Terrorist shouts to other terrorist: "Fucking hell Abdul, we've got one at last!"
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Drake Bell: In honor of Kim and Kanye's baby "North West" I will be naming my first son "Taco".
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