Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris can do push-ups in a sit-up position.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can kiss his own elbow, both at the same time.
Vote:
Chuck Norris sank the Titanic on a late afternoon swim.
Vote:
Chuck Norris watched the tape from The Ring.
His phone rang and when he answered a scared voice said "Excuse me, the wrong number"
Vote:
Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Vote:
Someone asked Chuck Norris to climb Mount Everest.
After his 10th endeavor, he wrote a book.
"Ten Different Ways to Climb Mount Everest"
Vote:
When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Vote:
Chuck Norris, Mr T and Arnold Swieznigger died in a plane crash they got to heavens door way and god asked them what there business is. Arnold replied "I want to be your right hand man".
Mr T said "I wanna be your left hand man".
Chuck Norris said "get the fuck out of my chair".
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Vote: