Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
Chuck Norris does not play computer games, he makes games play computer!
Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.