Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
How long does it take Chuck Norris to get to Asia? 2 months... How does he get there? He walks.
Not even Houdini can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
Chuck Norris is the only weapon allowed through airport security
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Chuck Norris doesn't get stuck in traffic, traffic gets stuck in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can walk up a down elavator.