Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris didn't sign the Declaration of Idependence because he wanted the British to think they had chance.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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The first thing James Cameron saw when he reached the Challenger Deep was Chuck Norris snorkeling down to test his new watch.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum.
Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to wear steel toes, his toes already are.
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