Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris, not Duke, stole the recipie for Bush's Baked Beans.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Scientists have developed a way to travel through time, by being on the recieving end of a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris can remember the future.
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president.
If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong.
And stop being a racist.
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