Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
Chuck Norris can shoot around a corner.
That recent tsunami was caused when Chuck Norris dropped a pebble into the ocean.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
Crest fights cavities, Chuck Norris kills them.
If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.