Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Vote:
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Vote:
Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
Vote:
My blonde girlfriend went to the doctors this morning and was told she had two weeks to live.
She chose last week and this week.
The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris falls into a puddle of water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
This is just a joke, we know Chuck Norris doesn't fall..ever
Vote:
Once a blonde wanted to go to her boyfriend's home.
Her mom advised her: "My sweet whenever your boy friend wanted to touch your pants tell him there is a hot oven so your hand will burn."
Next day her mom asked her daughter: "Had you a good day?"
The blonde answered: "It was the best day in my life because when my boyfriend touched my pants I told him: 'There is a hot oven and your hand would damage!' But he urged me that I've one hot dog and I wanna to cook it for several times he put his hot dog in my pants and then he put it in my mouth for confident whether it has been cooked or not."