Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears. Candyman ain't stupid.
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.
Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of stupid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis." The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull threw a China shop, the only thing that broke was the bull.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".