Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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When Chuck Norris goes out to survive in the Wilderness, the Wilderness ends up trying to survive from him.
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When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears.
He had real bears.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Chuck Norris can toast bread in a freezer.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - three times.
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Chuck Norris is a fact.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
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