Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Not only CAN Chuck have his cake and eat it too, he WILL.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris uses a stunt double during crying scenes.
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Chuck Norris jokes are a oxymoron because Chuck Norris isn't a joke.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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A horror movie is Chuck's comedy.
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Chuck Norris can make a Java Program in visual studio 2010.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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