Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris passed a kidney stone once. That stone is now known as The Death Star.
Superman's weakness isn't kryptonite, it's obvious who it is...
There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
If Chuck Norris were a toy, everything about it would be hazardous.
I challenged Chuck Norris once. He made a bun with my legs over my head, then he roundhouse kicked me to outer space. Now I read the facts from Mars.