Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Who wins?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
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Chuck Norris' feet are so fast, he can kick you in the past.
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When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't stupid.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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