Joke #9217

Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Vote:
has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Vote:
has 33.22 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, teacher
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Vote:
has 84.73 % from 1698 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death
Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
Vote:
has 51.13 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: airplane, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
Vote:
has 35.20 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Salmon swim upstream because Chuck Norris is downstream.
Vote:
has 36.51 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Everyone knows the speed of light... Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, travel
Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
Vote:
has 38.22 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris uses live piranhas as bath toys.
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Vote:
has 51.61 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can set the oven to cold.
Vote:
has 46.00 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology