Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best.
He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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