Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris once stayed at the Hotel California and was allowed to check out... and leave.
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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra ....
After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra
Eventually died
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
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After meeting with Chuck Norris' lawyer the UFC have changed their name from "Ultimate Fighting Championship" to simply "Fighting Championship."
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Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water.
The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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