Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
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The Mayans predict that Chuck Norris going to roundhouse kick this earth in the year 2012.
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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All men are created equal.
Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
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If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis.
He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Bruce Lee is the only person that lived from a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.
He died a year later.
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When Chuck Norris is as old as dirt, he will be the salt of the earth.
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Most leading hand sanitizers say that they can kil 99.99% of all germs.
Chuck Norris can kill 100% of WHATEVER HE WANTS.
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