Chuck Norris can jump without leaving the ground.
Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
Chuck Norris can stand the rain...
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.