Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom?
A: I don’t know… ask your father.
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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.
The game of choice for frontline workers is football.
The game of choice for middle management is tennis.
The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.
Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.
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A man comes home and tells his wife to tell him something that is going to laugh and cry.
Wife thinks for a minute and says... "of all your friends you have the biggest dick."
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Testicules.
Testicules who?
Pillow for penis .
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What is the smallest hotel in the world?
A p***y - because you gotta leave your bags outside!
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."
Hi, my name is "Milk." I'll do your body good.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
A little while later Johnny's dad hears a commotion coming from Johnny's bedroom, he rushes in and is horrified to see Johnny shagging his gran!
Johnny just looks at him and says "not so funny when its your mum is it ?"
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet?
A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
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