Q: What’s an orgasm, Mom? A: I don’t know… ask your father.
Q: Why did the lumber truck stop? A: To let the lumber jack off.
I'll have you saying, "My compliments to the chef" in no time!
What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from Grandma have in common? You don't look down.
Q: What did the nut say to the bolt? A: Screw me.
What do you get when you take two hookers to Red Lobster? 10% off for bringing your own crabs.
My colleague said to me, "I bet you can't see your dick when you look down in the shower." "No, just your daughter's head," I replied.
I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."
What kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees!
Q: Why was the dirty old man fired from the poultry shop? A: He couldn't keep his hands off the breasts and thighs.
Q: Why did the Avon lady walk funny? A: Her lipstick.