Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: Why was the lesbian sick? A: She was lacking vitamin D.
4 reasons why I curse 1) Because I fucking want to. 2) Because I fucking can. 3) Because I don't give a fuck. 4) Because my mom isn't around.
What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.