Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See ya next month.
Q: What do you get when you cross a elephant with a witch? A: I don’t know but she will need a very large broom!
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
When do boys ask for a girl’s hand? When they get bored by theirs!