Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.