Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Little gay Johnny asks Billy, "If you went camping and woke up with a condom in your butt, would you tell anyone? Billy says, "No way, that'd be embarassing". Johnny then asks, "Wanna go camping?"
Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner