What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!
How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table has no balls.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue? A: Well hung.
Lesbians can also take Viagra. They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
How do lesbians handle their liquor? By the ears. (Lick her)
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? a lickalotapus.