Joke #9427

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.

Yo mama's so fat that when she puts on a jumper it's known as global warming.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.