Joke #9427

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Donald trump was a trumpit.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.