Joke #9427

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"

Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.