Joke #9427

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.