Joke #9427

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.