Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo Mama so old... When she ran the 100 meter dash, they timed yo mama with a sundial.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!