Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama so ugly when she takes baths water hops out.