Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.