Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo momma's so old if she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.