Joke #5817

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo momma so fat, when shes falling out the sky, people thought it was meteor shower.

Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets harpooned.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.