Joke #5817

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.

Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.