Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.