How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand? A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese telephone. Wing, Wing, Halo
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie. He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish. He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish." The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible. Some things just can't be changed. Do you have another wish?" The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife. That would be my wish." The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"