How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
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Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
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