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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
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Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
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Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe? The canoe is floating!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.
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