Joke #8779

How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.

Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.

Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.

Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.

How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.

Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...

Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.

Why are niggers like sperm? Only 1 in a Million actually works.

Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."

Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."

Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.