How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy?
A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."