How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."