How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore? The last one who had a dream got shot.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.
Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
What’s the difference between a black and a white bull? The white bull does: “Mooo”. The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because no one has told him he's black.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.