How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Q: What do you call a holy redneck with absolutely no family? A: The Sole inbred.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt? Afro turf.
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car? Him driving away in it.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"