How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroid's.
Q: Do you really want to know why white people are Prejudice, and racist towards black folks? A: Simply because when they go tan their skin at the beach it burn like bleach.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."