How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
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What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator?
A box of crakers.
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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