Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
Yo mama is so fat Donald Trump used her as the wall.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"