Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mamas so fat when she farted she caused global warming!
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
Yo mammas so fat they had to make a new number.