Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Your momma so fat... When she crosses the street, cars look out for yo momma.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!