Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.