Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.