Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma’s so fat, her ass has its own congressman.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.