Joke #9435

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Vote: has 72.45 % from 221 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Vote: has 71.05 % from 90 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.
Vote: has 66.87 % from 189 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: disgusting, fart, fat, sex, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.
Vote: has 61.63 % from 23 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: flirt, ugly, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Vote: has 56.05 % from 28 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
Vote: has 43.61 % from 27 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fart, fat, war, Yo mama
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Vote: has 36.23 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so big, when people see her they start screaming: “That’s a huge bitch!”
Vote: has 18.25 % from 88 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo momma's so old she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said Lil Mary will never amount to anything.
Vote: has 41.82 % from 24 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, dirty, time, Yo mama
Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.
Vote: has 37.61 % from 22 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: Yo mama