Joke #9435

Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-

Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

Yo momma’s so ugly, when your dad wants to have sex in the car, he tells her to get out.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.

Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".