Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Your momma so fat... I ran around her twice and got lost.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they use her face as a cure for constipation.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so dumb, she thought General Motors was in the army.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.