Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama is so ugly, she couldn't join an ugly contest, because was treated as a professional.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!