Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo mama so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death! Yo mama so dumb she stole a free cookie!
Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.