Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo' mama so fat, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
Two men were talking: First : "Can U put the word 'penis' in a sentence?" Second: "Yo mama's pussy."
Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo Mama so old... When Moses parted the Red Sea, he found yo mama fishing on the other side!
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-