Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.