Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.