Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Q: Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? A: No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.
Your momma's pussy is so hairy, when your brother was born he died of rugburn.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belt size is the equator.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.