Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
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Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!