Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!