Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.
Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.
Yo Momma's a brick, she is flat on both sides and gets laid by Mexicans.
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!