Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."