Joke #8886

Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo momma's so fat... When she wears her X jacket helicopters try to land.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

Yo mama so scary, every time someone throws shots, she calls the police.