Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo momma’s so ugly, they put her face on box of laxatives and sold it empty.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"