Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.