Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.