Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
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Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time."
Fat lady: "At which particular time?"
Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
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Guy: "You see doc, the problem is obesity runs in the family."
Doctor: "No, the problem is no one runs in your family."
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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.