Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.