Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.