Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
A fat lady (To a health expert): "Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness." Health expert: "Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time." Fat lady: "At which particular time?" Health expert: "Whenever anybody asks you to eat."
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.