Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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