Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen? The first one would say its causing global warming. The second one would say its racist. The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.