Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does: “Mooo”.
The black bull does: “Hey man, Mooo, man!”
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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