Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs?
Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying.
When his mother ask why he replays.
"The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day Tyrone is crying again .
"What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask.
Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that."
Mom says "cause u black and they white."
Next day he comes home smiling.
"What happened today Tyrone?"
Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white."
Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
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