Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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