Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Q: What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?
A: The park bench can support a family of five but the Aboriginal can't.
Q: Whats the diffrence between a park bench and a black guy?
A: The park bench can support a family.
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How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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