Why is life like a box of fruit?
Because when they go bad, they go black!
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Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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Why do black people only have nightmares?
We killed the only one with a dream.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!