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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.