A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet? A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore? It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"