A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
A gypsy man buys land next to the house of a doctor.
He hires an engineer and then gets him build an identical house.
When he finished the house, the gypsy man comes to the balcony and shouts the doctor.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What is you gypsy eh?"
The doctor says. "Well, maybe you don’t like me but we are the same because we have the same house!"
"No way, the doctor says, because we do not have the same furniture..." the gypsy man angry as he is, oders the same furniture and he comes to the balcony again.
"Doctor – Doctor! We have the same house, the same furniture, we are the same ourselves!"
"What are you saying you stupid gypsy do we have the same car?" the doctor says. and shows at his luxurious MERCEDES in the garage.
Angrier the gypsy man gets loans and buy an identical MERCEDES and goes back to the balcony.
"Doctor – Doctor!"
"What do you want again eh?" doctor says
"I am “better” than you!"
"Why is that eh?" doctor says.
"We own the same house, furniture and same car, right?" The gypsy says.
"I agree, but do these make you better than me?" the doctor says.
"Because I have a neighbor doctor, and you have a neighbor Gypsy!Ha!"
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers?
A: When they dance they make it rain.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.