A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.