A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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