A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
Vote:
Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Q: How do you get a black girl pregnant?
A: Cum on a rock and let the flies do the rest.
Vote:
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
Vote:
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
Vote:
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
Vote:
