A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America? A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.