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There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Black owl: who dat who dat.
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A: 100% cocoa powder.
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A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Black man says to siri: "Take me home"
Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
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A guy goes into an antique shop.
He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat.
He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him.
He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is.
The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it.
The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat.
So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop.
After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around.
There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder.
He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run.
Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him.
He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river.
All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown.
The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop.
As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you?
The customer says no I didn't.
Have you got a brass Nigger?
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