A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: What happens when you spin an asian man on a swivel chair?
A: He gets disoriented!
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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