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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink?
A: A terrorpist."
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel?
God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.