A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.