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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler?
Usain bolt can finish a race...
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out:
"Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
Why do police dogs lick their balls?
To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.
Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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