A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
My teacher sends this Chinese kid out of the classroom cause she thought he was sleeping.
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Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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