Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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The judge: "Why did you rape the girl?"
"I liked her."
"Why did you raped the boy?"
"I liked him."
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An Arabic kid joined my football team.
All he did was blow the plays.
What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't?
Ended a race.
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When he saw it giggled and said: "What a bad luck! Look what a part of a dog I've to eat!"
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking.
On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London.
We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses.
This is a recorded message.
Have a good flight!
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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Q: Why did hitter kill himself?
A: Because he could not pay the gas bill.
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