Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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A: With a dustpan.
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
Get it, kids grow up so fast.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face?
A: Stop laughing and reload.
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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Black Jokes are not funny I have a black guy in my family way up in my family tree.
He's been hanging there for quite a while.
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Q: When does a pedophile go to sleep?
A: When the big hand touches the small one.
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Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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