Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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And they've been pinned down in their trench for days.
Finally one guy says,"Fuck this I really have to pee guys. Lay down covering fire, i'll run into the bushes. When I'm done I'll give a signal and you can give me covering fire while i run back."
So they lay down fire, and he runs off into the jungle.
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So obviously they're pretty confused.
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One of his buddies asks "Well did you get any head?"
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Awwww, kids. They blow up so fast...
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