Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor?
Because he can Nazi.
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A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't give you cyanide just like that."
Without a word, the man takes out his wife's photograph and holds it in front of him.
The pharmacist apologizes, "My mistake, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
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The judge asks the murderer:
Why did you kill that old lady?
For money..
But you got only 20 cents
Yes, but killing five of them would already make a dollar.
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The cannibal priest told his flock to close their eyes and say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat, may the Lord make us truly thankful."
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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car?
A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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"Doctor, please, my son ate some cement. What can I do?"
"First of all, don't give him anything to drink."
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Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
A: Lefty.
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Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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