What do you do if an epileptic falls in your pool?
Throw in your laundry.
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Mummy, mummy, why is daddy swaying in the backyard?
Shut up, and give me more bullets.
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I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You get into hot water.
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"My son, this is your senior year at school so your mom and I decided that you’re going to be a doctor."
"But what are you saying dad? You know very well that I’m not in a position even to... kill a mosquito."
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Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?
A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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How are babies and the elderly alike?
Both are fun to throw out of moving cars.
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Smith was hit by a car, died, and went to heaven.
And everyone who goes to heaven has to work.
God went up to Smith, and said: Smith, you are going to make babies.
Here is this wheel, and every time you turn it, a baby will come out.
For hours, Smith spun the wheel at full speed, then he started to get tired.
As he was slowing down, a black baby came out...and Smith said: **** I better hurry because they are burning."
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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