Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo momma so poor... She hangs the Toilet paper out to dry.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.