Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your Mother is so fat, her water heater needs a nuclear reactor.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is like a television: even an old man can turn her on.
Yo mamma so fat the back of her neck looks like a 12 pack of hot dogs.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"