Joke #8980

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Yo' mama is so bald, when she wears a turtleneck it looks like a busted rubber.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.

Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.