Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.