Joke #8980

Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.

Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

Yo Mama So fat... She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.