Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.
Yo mama so fat that she is called America.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!