Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "Why is the grass always greener on the other side?" Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.