Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.
Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.