Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.
Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.