Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.
Yo mama's so fat when she sat on a tree it made paper.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she buys clothes in three sizes: large, extra large, and "Oh my God, it's coming towards us!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.