Joke #3493

Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.

Yo mama is fat, she got a triple-double chin.

Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.