Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo Momma's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.