I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
If the world were a jacket where would the blacks go?
The Hood.
In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.