I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.
Life Lemons Saying: White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends. Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A nigger family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.