I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them? To remind niggers that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!