I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car?
Carlos.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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