I'm so tired of racial stereotypes.
Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine.
So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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Q: What is long and black?
A: An unemployment line
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What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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What do u call a bunch of black buried up to their heads in dirt?
Afro turf.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill?
A Avalanche.
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Q: What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A: A victim.
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A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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