Joke #8993

I'm so tired of racial stereotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...some of them make Slurpees.

A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"

Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

What really separates black people from society? Prison.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.

What did God say when he made the first black man? "Damn, I burnt one."

A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."

The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"