Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.
Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode... She thought she could fly.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.