Yo' Mama's head is so big, she dreams in IMAX.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she taped toilet paper to her TV set for free paper view.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.