"I shall call it squishy, and he will be mine.
He will be my squishy."
"Let go of my boob."
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What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit?
Are you gonna eat that?
My favorite sexual position is called "The Osama"...
its where I burst into your room and blow a load on your face.
One day a man was hiking down an old dirt road when he noticed, down an embankment, a man tied naked, face down to a large fallen tree.
The hiker ran down to the man, and while removing his backpack asked, "What happened to you?"
The tied up man began to tell him, "I picked up a hitchhiker and a few miles down the road he held me up. He told me to pull over and took my car, my money, and all of my clothes. Then he tied me up to this tree."
The hiker unzipped his fly and said, "Boy, this just isn't your day, is it?"
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A: The blonde works in the dark!
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I think I just evolved into Homo Erectus.
A man and a woman meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $20."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman angrily gets off the elevator.
The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she says with her mouth full.
That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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