Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling.
Superman is faster then a speeding bullet. Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck Norris was banned from the Olympics because his mere presence is considered a performance-enhancing substance.