Joke #9219

Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for £1 million? Woman: Why Winston, yes I would. Churchill: What about £10? Woman: What sort of woman do you think I am? Churchill: We have already established what sort of woman you are, now we are just negotiating the price.

Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss.

Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.

Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.

Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!

I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me: "Are you alone?" So I responded: "It's a long time that I'm alone." "So do you mind me to take this chair?" said the girl. I fainted...

What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.

Q: What do you call a blonde chick standing on her head? A: A brunette.

Companies are working on a camera which has such a fast shutter speed that it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut. Advance Booking open!

A woman walks into a saloon and stands on a chair. "Fellas! My p***y is so big that I'll give $100 to anyone who has something that I can't take." A big cowboy gets up and takes off his size 16 cowboy boots and shoves them into her p***y. The boots are sucked right in. He grabs a flashlight and, that too, is sucked in. He puts his face in between her legs to get a better look and he gets sucked in. Inside he hears noises. "Is someone else in here?" he asks. "Yeah, I've been in here for a week," the voice says. "Help me find my flashlight and we can get out of here," the cowboy says. "Hell," says the other man, "help me find my keys and we can drive out."

Q: If a man crashes his car into a woman who's fault is it? A: Well what was the man doing driving in the kitchen...