What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times?
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A: By pushing drugs.
Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win?
A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted?
A: Because he was squatting.
Romi (to the doctor): "Doctor, my sister thinks that she is a lift."
Doctor: "Tell her to come in."
Romi: "I cannot"
Doctor: "Why so?"
Romi: "Because she does not stop at this floor."
Chuck Norris leaves potholes when he jogs.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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