What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Going to war without the French is like going hunting without your accordion.
Strong people don't put other people down.
They lift them up and slam them to the ground for maximum impact.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym?
A: Curls.
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here.
He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day?
A: TWERKY!
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
Can I help you?
No.
I just waited in the line for 30 minutes to say Hi.
When Chuck Norris works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat.
The weights do.
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