Joke #9242

What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.

Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?

Q: How do Columbians develop muscle? A: By pushing drugs.

Q: Why did the bodybuilder cross the road? A: He didn't. There's no walking on leg day.

This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?" The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight..."

Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."

Did you hear about that music composer who commited suicide? He didn't even leave a note.