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What is height of Activelaziness? Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life. When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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At the gym: Me: "What does this machine do?" "Sir, that's a bench." Me: "Perfect."
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Q: Why wasn't the bodybuilder evicted? A: Because he was squatting.
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Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
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Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you'll get cut. Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.
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