I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym? A: He was destroying his calves.
Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
What do you do for exercise? I lift weights. What do you do for cardio? I lift weights faster.
Q: What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? A: Curls.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
No time for gym? Please tell me how you watch 3 hours of TV every night.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.