Bill Gates once asked Chuck Norris to be his personal body guard for an hour, he couldn't afford it...
Chuck Norris ate once at Hard Rock Cafe. It's now called Shakey's.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Voldemort refers to Chuck Norris as "You Know Who."
Chuck Norris sleeps with his gun over his pillow.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Insurance never covers you against damage sustained by Chuck Norris, as it's classed as an Act of God!
Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.
Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars. The last one was called the Hindenburg.