The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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Chuck Norris was once shot.
The bullet died.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!"
The blonde looked up and said, "Where?"
When you die on Earth you go to hell.
When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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If Chuck Norris movies were in 3D, the audience would be dead.
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