Joke #7952

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.

Yo momma's so fat... To her light food means under 4 Tons.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.