Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Your momma's like a shotgun 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo Mama so old... She's got the first autographed Koran.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.