Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Your mama is so hairy Bigfoot took a picture of her.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.