Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
Yo mama is so fat that she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"
Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!