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The hippie girl gets stoned before have sex.
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His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties.
His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy.
A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force?
He said he wanted to grill his suspects.
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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach.
But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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Doctor to Patient: "Don’t worry about your heart. It will function as long as you live."
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.
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