Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
Knock-knock Who is there? A shattered penis with many diseases. What kind of illness? Gall, Aids, Gonorrhea, Syphilis... Enough, it is the best present for my mother in law.
Q: Where does a black jew go? A: The back of the oven.
What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag.
Did you hear about the cannibals who captured a scrawny old hunter? It sure gave them something to chew over.
What's the good part of there being no blacks on the Jetsons? It means the future will be great!
Q: How is spinach like anal sex? A: Chances are if you're forced to have it as a child you are probably going to hate it as an adult.
How do you know Charles Sweeney was dyslexic? He wanted to order the flaming saganagi, but he accidentally ordered a flaming Nagasaki.
What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl? Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
Why did Hitler go to the eye doctor? Because he can Nazi.
Q: Why did the cannibal tax auditor get disciplined? A: For buttering up her clients.