Q: Where do one-legged people eat?
A: IHOP. 
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A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?"
The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his arse!"
The undertaker does as he is told.
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What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?
Popeye almost killed him!
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Q: How do you kill an emo?
A: You don't you let depression do the work.
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Q: What did the cannibal do once he dumped his lady friend?
A: He wiped his bottom.
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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume!
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Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc.
Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging "WHY!?"
Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says "I'm just fucking with you, it was born dead".
Little Johnny was in Maths class when his teacher asked him:
"Johnny, if your Mother had to repay a loan of $100,000, and you gave her $50,000, what would she need to repay the loan?"
Johnny replied, "To repay the loan? $50,000 more. To stay alive? CPR."
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"I want a divorce"!
"But you made a vow in the church that we remain together till death do us part."
"I guess you are right. Very well, go ahead and drink up the tea I made for you."
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