Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Anal sex is like your first car - you dont really want it, but your dad gave it to you anyways.
What do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin mobile.
How do you make a baby drink? Stick it in the blender.
I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos - make a dipping and snacking motion.
First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?" Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for? A: Farmers used to buy us.