Q: Where do one-legged people eat? A: IHOP.
First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight." Second cannibal: "What are you having?" First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.
Q: What is brown, small, and smells of caramel? A: A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.
Do you remember how everyone was trying to kill Osama Bin Laden? Well, since all of our presidents seem to get shot, why we just didn't make Bin Laden president.
Q: What did the deaf, blind, mute girl get for Christmas? A: Cancer.
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.
What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
An apple and a black person both fall off a tree at the exact same time who hits the ground first? The apple because the rope catches the black person.
Mother, "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick, "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother, "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick, "What school?"