Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
I love blacks. It's a pitty they are not being traded anymore...
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
If you throw a kitten out of a moving car, would it be considered kitty litter?
Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..
What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday? A dead puppy!
I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up. He did the tests and waited. After a while, the doctor came in with the results. "Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.." "Doctor..! How much time do I have..?" "Ten..." "Ten what? Months? Years? What?!" "Nine...Eight...Seven..."
Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife? When she spread her legs he saw bush.
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.