Joke #9613

Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo? A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready. A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations. When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?” The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Q: How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? A: Shoot him before he hits the water.
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I saw a man with one arm shopping in a second hand store. I thought "You are never going to find here what you are looking for"...
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Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!
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How did they know that the driver had dandruff? They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
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Did you hear about the cannibal family who were caught spying by the witch-doctor? They were given a right roasting.
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