Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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How many dead babies does it take to change a tire?
Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
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Q: What's blue and doesn't fit?
A: A dead epileptic.
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital.
One day, John suddenly dived into the deep end of the swimming pool.
David jumped in and saved him, and the medical director came to know of his heroic act.
He immediately order David to be discharged from the mental hospital as he is OK.
Doctor: "We have good news and bad news for you, David. The good news is that we are going to discharge you because you have regained your senses, since you are able to jump in and save another patient you are now a normal person. The bad news is that, the patient Mr. John, whom you have saved, hung himself in the toilet, and died."
David: "Doctor, he didn’t hang himself. I hung him there to dry."
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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation.
She’s laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her.
The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside, while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and starts examining her naked body.
He puts the sheet back and then walks away and talks to another man in a white coat.
The second man comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows impatient and says: “All these examinations are fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start the operation?”
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: “I have no idea. We’re just painting the corridor.”
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I got in trouble for telling a joke in 5th grade.
Now I have to keep 250 feet away from all schools...
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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The reason why women will never be the ones who propose is that as soon as they get on their knees, man starts unzipping.
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