Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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How the children from Chernobil count from one to hundred?
On the fingers!
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Chuck Norris occasionally smokes large cigars.
The last one was called the Hindenburg.
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My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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Q: How do you get a black out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.
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