Q: What's the difference between Auschwitz and Sarajevo?
A: At least they had gas in Auschwitz.
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What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!
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*Wakes up to wife and son screaming*
Me: "What are you guys yelling about?"
Them: "You're driving!"
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Why did Osama Bin Laden kill his wife?
When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine.
I guess that was why several of us died of tuberculosis.
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Bill Gates goes to purgatory.
St. Peter says, "Now Bill, you have done some good things, and you have done some bad things.
Now I am going to let you decide where you want to go".
First, St. Peter shows Bill an image of Hell with beautiful women running on beaches.
Then, St Peter shows Bill an image of Heaven with robed angels playing harps on clouds.
Bill chooses Hell.
About a week later, St. Peter checks in on Bill in Hell and finds him being whipped by demons.
Bill says to St. Peter, "What happened to all the beautiful women and the beaches?"
St. Peter replies, "That was just the screen saver."
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KFC in Asia?
Korean fried cat.
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Q: What do you call a flying Jew?
A: Ashes.
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