Joke #9650

Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
Vote:
has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: black humor

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

One man enters in an ambulant and says to the doctor: Help me, please. I have a knife in my back. The doctor, looking his watch says: Now is 2:20 PM, and I work till 2, so as you can imagine I've finished for today, and I can’t help you. Be so kind and come tomorrow morning, at 8. But tomorrow morning I will be dead. You must help me now. The doctor, angrily says: I explained to you gently that I've finished my shift for today, and that I can't do nothing for you. You must pass here tomorrow. But, until tomorrow I will lose all my blood, and I will be dead. Don’t you see that I have a knife in the back. The doctor, already very angry and irritate extracts the knife from the back, and put it in the patients’ eye. Now you can go to ophthalmologist, he works till 3 PM.
Vote:
has 44.53 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: black humor
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it's the only love they get.
Vote:
has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: black humor, love, sport
Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
Vote:
has 52.87 % from 248 votes. More jokes about: black humor, black people, dirty
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
Vote:
has 72.64 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: black humor
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.
Vote:
has 39.25 % from 139 votes. More jokes about: black humor, dead baby, dirty, disgusting, sex
A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she decides to shoot herself through the heart. Not wanting to make a mistake, she phones her doctor and asks him the exact location of the heart. He tells her that the heart is located two inches below the left nipple. The old woman hangs up the phone, takes careful aim and shoots herself in the left knee.
Vote:
has 83.11 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: black humor, doctor, old people, phone
An Asian walks into a McDonald's and says, "I'll Have An Eggroll and Some Fry Rye." "I'm sorry sir we don't serve that. Would you like anything else?" "I have quarter pounder. And when would you like to pick that up...Hiroshima!"
Vote:
has 21.30 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: asian, black humor, communication, food
Q: What's faster than the speed of light? A: A jew passing Germany.
Vote:
has 68.28 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: black humor, jewish, morbid, racist, travel
Q: What is the worst thing about a vegetable? A: Spitting them back up in a wheelchair.
Vote:
has 66.71 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food