Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
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Q: What happened to Jesus when he said "Catch me outside, how bout dat"?
A: He got crucified
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What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn't eat another mortal.
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Q: Whats worse then a barrel of dead babies?
A: There is one at the bottom that is still alive.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He has to eat his way out.
Q: Whats worse then that?
A: He goes back for more.
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Black humour is like a pair of legs.
Not everyone has it.
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They say that if I don't support transgender rights I'm on the wrong side of history.
At least I'm on the right side of the firing squad.
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My skydiving instructor would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.
One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"
Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."
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What is the differance between a dead baby and a VHS tape?
The VHS tape don't stink when you leave it out in the sun.
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