Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing?
A: He didn't have any arms.
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When she spread her legs he saw bush.
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Q: What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler?
A: Michael Phelps can finish a race.
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Now we have no hope, no cash, and no jobs.
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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.
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What's better than 10 dead babies in 1 bag?
1 dead baby in 10 bags.
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Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust?
A: The cost.
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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as it takes to climb on top of them in order to reach the socket.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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