Joke #9673

Q: Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? A: So they don't whistle on the way down.
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2 girls meet: "Me & my husband are no longer together..." "Why?" "Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks, has no job and always cusses?" "No, of course I couldn't!" "Well he couldn't either!"
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What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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What’s the difference between a straight woman and a bisexual woman? 4 drinks.
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Snooki is so short and orange that she works part time as a traffic cone.
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Question: How is a woman like a laxative? Answer: They both irritate the shit out of you.
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Josh: What do you call a blonde in an institute of higher learning? John: A visitor.
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"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."
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Why do women love Hunters the best as lovers? 1. Hunters have the longest and most powerful rifles. 2. Hunters always....shoot twice. 3. Hunters love to...eat what they shoot!
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Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.
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A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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