Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.