Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
The world won't end in 2012, it will end when Chuck Norris gets bored of it.
Sundials tell the time according to the position of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Chuck Norris went an hour without killing... just to kill some time.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.