Define "Egghead":
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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He desperately wanted a scoop.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court?
A: For charges of battery.
What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on?
The Captains Dinghy!
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
Our folk not only knows how to read between the lines but also how to leave a record between the eyes.
