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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
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Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking: Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one. What did you do? Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
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