In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
Q: What is a turkey's favorite dessert? A: Peach gobbler.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
Q: Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? A: Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
What do cows wear when they are on vacation in Hawaii? Moo moos.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
How do you know when a crab is drunk? It walks forwards.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Q: What do u call 1,000 black people on a plane back to Africa? A: A good start.
Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking: Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one. What did you do? Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...