Joke #9902

What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster.

Q: What animal rotates at least 200 times after it dies? A: A rotisserie chicken.

Dogs may shed, but cats shred.

What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.

Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.

What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.

Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my shirt caught up in the fence".

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.

A drunk guy took a cat home to his wife and said: "See... here is the a monkey of the jungle." His wife said laughing, "That's a CAT ..." He said back to his wife, "I am talking to the cat!"