When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag.
Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
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Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
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Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks.
They speak for themselves.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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Teacher asks children, what do you wish to do in future?
Jimmy: I want to be a pilot.
Willy: I want to be a doctor.
Mary: I want to be a good mother.
Little Johnny: I want to help Mary.
Chuck Norris can do the splits in mid air,rotate his hips 360" so fast it lifts him off the ground thus making the Chuck Copter!
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