When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris has heard the actual voice of Charlie Brown's teacher...
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
Chuck Norris doesn't teach his kicks. They speak for themselves.
In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay. Big mistake. You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
Chuck Norris uses gasoline as aftershave just for the pleasant tingling sensation.
Happy Father's Day to a dad who was smart enough to teach me how to mow the lawn so he would't have to.