What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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They landed in each other.
Who was wrong?
The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
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"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
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A: "Cheap, cheap!"
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I think that’s how dogs spend their lives.’
Sue Murphy
What do you call an easy-going rabbit?
Hoppy-go-lucky.
How do bulls drive their cars?
They steer them.
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A: He plays with Pooh.
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Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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A man started to town with a fox, a goose, and a sack of corn.
He came to a stream which he had to cross in a tiny boat.
He could only take one across at a time.
He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn.
How did he get them all safely over the stream?
He took the goose over first and came back.
Then he took the fox across and brought the goose back.
Next he took the corn over.
He came back alone and took the goose.