What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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Why was the man sued by his horse?
For palomino-money!
What animals do you bring to bed?
Your calves.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?
He's not a star though, he just does bit parts!
Q: What's a tiger running a copy machine called?
A: A copycat!
What's a moo hoo for a cattle dinner?
Cow chow.