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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
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A man has a racehorse, never won a race. Man in disgust says, "Horse, you win today or you pull a milk wagon tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off, they move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He kicks the horse and asks, "Why are you sleeping?" The horse, half asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde.
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Animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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