Joke #10533

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt? Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What color socks do bears wear? (They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!)
Vote: has 22.18 % from 6 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
Teacher: Students, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Class: "Brotherly love."
Vote: has 65.39 % from 71 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, love, school, teacher
Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup." Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
Vote: has 64.28 % from 25 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, death, food
Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As they descend, they see a man walking his dog. One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?" The man yells back, "About a half mile from town." Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer." The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?" The first says, "That’s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."
Vote: has 78.01 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, dog, lawyer, travel
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Vote: has 39.78 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, food, Thanksgiving
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off. He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum. As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?" The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips." The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure. The cowboy said, "Nope. But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
Vote: has 29.01 % from 7 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, cowboy
A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Vote: has 69.85 % from 51 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, death, racist
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
Vote: has 49.51 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal