Joke #4714

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.

I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!

Why are cows made for dancing? They re all born hoofers.

What do ducks wear to party's? A duck-sedo!

What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.

A man is walking home when he sees a dog buying meat for his owner. The man watches the dog when the butcher takes a little to much and growls and him until he gets the right amount. The man follows the dog and watches as the dog stands on two legs and helps an old lady across the street. Amazed the man follows the dog home and watches the dog ring the doorbell. When the owner comes to the door the owner takes the bags and tells the dog to stay in the front yard. Frustrated the man goes up to the owner and yells "This dog is amazing! He gets your groceries, makes sure you have the exact change, helps old ladies across the street and this is how you treat him!" The owner replies, "I know but,this is the 3rd time this week he left his keys".

It is better to enter the mouth of a tiger than a court of law.

A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!

Two Bear Hunters Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge bear, shot at it but only wounded it. The enraged bear charged toward him, he dropped his rifle and started running for the cabin as fast as he could. He ran pretty fast but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step. Just as he reached the open cabin door, he tripped and fell flat. Too close behind to stop, the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin. The man jumped up, closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside, "You skin this one while I go and get another one!"